The Universe Exploded T-Shirt
The Universe Exploded Out Of Nothingness 14 Billion Years Ago and all I got was 100 Trillion Interconnected Cells, a Self-Aware Conciousness, and this Lousy T-shirt! Nonetheless, those 100 trillion cells and that self-aware conciousness agree that this lousy tee is the perfect memento or gag gift for anyone who appreciates our complex universe but is still a little disappointed they can't fly.
Material: 100% Preshrunk Heavyweight Cotton
How to measure: With arms down at sides, measure around the upper body, under arms and over the fullest part of the chest.